Crisp Granola Bars (Gluten Free)

Since I made the first batch, Laura (aka Smoking Hot Wife) seems to make a big deal of their tastiness and goodness.  I agree, but it is nice to get encouragement.  Made a few tweaks and I think we are there with the recipe.  I am Writing how I make it.  You can reasonably substitute a few things, 

 

Ingredients

 

3 c Old Fashioned Rolled Oats (GF) (Not Quick Oats...Yuk!)

3 c Rice Krispies, Rice Chex (lightly smashed) or other GF Cereal
6 Tbsp Gluten Free Flour (Better Batter, Cup4Cup, etc)
1/4 tsp salt
1/2 tsp baking soda

1/2 c Honey (any Liquid Sugar will do; but I don't really know wtf Agave is, and corn syrup causes

         ADHD or some crap, so how about honey.  Pooh agrees)

1 Tbsp Real Maple Syrup (Aunt Jamima is a Fraudster) or Molasses
1/4 c Olive Oil  (not the highly flavored stuff like Kalamata)  or other oil

1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract

1 Tbsp brown sugar (how come you dance so good ¯¯¯)

 

1/2 c Mini Semi Sweet Chocolate Chips (GF)

 

Butter or Spray or better yet, Butter Flavored Spray for Greasing

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Preheat oven to 350⁰ 

 

We are going to do a bunch of pre assembly because once the sugar and oil are boiling, a whole lot of mixing needs to take place in short order. 

 

In a Large Bowl, mix Oats, Rice Krispies, Flour, Salt and Baking Soda. 

 

Pour 1/2C honey in a tall Pyrex measuring cup.  (There will be boiling and bubbling.  I am NOT kidding about a tall cup.  The honey is Wolf Brand Clover Honey from the Saint Paul Farmers Market.  Very and tasty. 

Then add the 1/4 c Olive Oil.  I use the California Olive Oil company after seeing it featured in Cooks Illustrated Magazine. 

Lastly 1T Real Maple Syrup.  This is from George and Dave, part of the deer hunting posse from Duxbury, MN

In a Separate Small Bowl, Mix 1T Brown Shugga and 1 1/2 tsp vanilla

Last and most important to SHW, 1/2c Mini Chips. 

You need a cookie sheet with about 150-165 Square inches.  15x10, 16x10, 11x15.  Line with Heavy Duty Foil so that it hangs over.  Grease pan.  I like this Crisco Butter Flavor. 

Now foil and grease the bottom of another smaller pan.  This will be used for pressing and setting the mixture in the first pan. 

With all that complete, its now time for a very quick next few minutes. 

Microwave the Honey, Oil and Maple Syrup Full Power for 90seconds.  It will initially bubble up large, but it settles a bit after 30 seconds or so. 

As soon as it comes out, pour in the Brown Sugar and Milli Vanilli.  It will bubble again.  BTW, this stuff is very hot. 

Immediately Pour and Mix in the Dry Mixture.  You will feel the whole thing getting thicker.  Mix about a minute or so until you think the goods are distributed throughout.  Then Toss in the 1/2C of Mini Chips and mix fast. 

Immediately (there is that word again) place on cookie sheet and spread with the back of the spoon.  As you can see, there was so much immediately going on, my eyes got out of focus. 

Place the 2nd sheet pan over the first and press down hard to set the mixture.  I put my whole body into it and use another pan to help.  Push Hard.  Place in the 350 degree oven and cook 15 Minutes. 

Pull from the oven and let sit on the counter for 10 Min.  This is not a step to be casual about.  Set your timer for 10 Min.  At 8 min, you will be sticky and 12 min you will be hard.   

At 10 Min, cut into the rectangles or squares of your choice. Use a bread knife and just press down to the foil.  Do not saw. This is not lumber and they must be lifted out. 

Wait 2 min and lift foil out of pan and set on cool surface.  The bars are starting to set hard by now.  I go back over the cuts one more time and gently move the blade side to side to separate every so slightly. 

Now it is time to present the Beauty Queen her breakfast.